actual storyline from american horror story
this was probably a first in beyonces whole life
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*
"Hair the color of lemons," Rudy read. His fingers touched the words. "You told him about me?"
[…] Years ago, when they’d raced on a muddy field, Rudy was a hastily assembled set of bones, with a jagged, rocky smile. In the trees this afternoon, he was a giver of bread and teddy bears. He was a triple Hitler Youth athletics champion. He was her best friend. And he was a month from his death.
"Of course I told him about you," Liesel said.
when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
Just to get this straight, in this double page spread there are:
- Fat women
- Of different races
- Who are unedited (note the stomach and the rolls)
- And are being praised for being the weight they are (and eating what they want)
- While they are all being quotes talking about being healthy at any weight
I mean, this still isn’t perfect, but this is pretty damned impressive for a mainstream tabloid.